I have a new toy. It’s very needy and requires a lot of attention.
Actually, not that. But oh how that brings me back to second grade… #nostalgia
I’m a big kid now, and I need big kid toys, and that is why I forked over $79.99 for an MLB.tv subscription. (Yes, I understand that’s enough for like, four tamagotchis). Now, if you’re looking for me, and I’m not in the library, or in class, or at Lids, or at work, I’m probably reclining on my 3inch memory foam mattress pad, sipping filtered water, and watching baseball on the internet. Who new living without a tv could be so glorious?
And while we’re on this tangent, and while you’re out there busy #notdoing what you #shouldbedoing, go ahead and vote for your favorite Midsummer Classic Moment.
Now, let’s get down to business, shall we? It’s time for… another #lineupchange! (a la Vin Scully). Yes, these will happen more than once a month, just to keep things interesting, and to keep me on top of my shit. #myshit= fantasy baseball.
I needed a new catcher/utility man to fill in for my man Russell Martin, as he’s on the day-to-day DL, but really I just wanted to snag this kid. good stuff for a rookie, right? (Not to mention he wears the hats I like). Let it be known, I called up J.P. Arencibia from free agency, and dropped my benchman Milton Bradley.
Also, I grabbed Mr. Nick Swisher, who shaves in the shower,
from the bench and swapped him with Ichiro Suzuki for an outfield slot. You might think Swisher, the class clown, is annoying, but he’s a pretty cool cat, and I wish he was on my team so I could watch more of his antics.